Ok, one tiny spoiler. In Transformers 3: Dark Side of The Moon you will see the MOST gratuitous ass shot ever put into a non porn movie. It goes on and on for no apparent reason. Michael Bay dick’s just can’t seem to understand that we are there for the robots. The ass shot is just as pointless and stupid as the shot of Megan Fox practically humping that motorcycle.
The storyline for Transformers 3: Dark Side of The Moon is the best so far. It is well written and Shia LaBeou is amazing. The movie has parts that made me laugh and parts that made me cry. When we were leaving I heard a woman ask, “Why do people clap and cheer in movies? The actor’s can’t hear them.” Yes, I am one of the ones that clapped and cheered. I hope the day never comes that I stop clapping and cheering. When I am 85 and our soldiers (101st Screaming Eagles in this case) and/or Optimus Prime shows up to save the day I will clack my false teeth if I am too weak to cheer.
Note and spoiler for Whovians. You will notice the main storyline manipulates time (The Time Wars) and is very, very similar to Doctor Who: The End of Time the last episode for Ten.
“Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon” Cast Interview: Running From Robots – Minor Spoilers
The downside of the movie.
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is exquisitely beautiful but the collagen in her top lip is distracting it changes to duck lips and back. She runs, climbs and falls off buildings in stilettos more of Michael Bay directing with his dick the shoes are ridiculous.
The main battle scene is again way too long and sometimes it is difficult to know who is winning and who is losing.
COMPLAINT: Two robots died that shouldn’t have. Michael Bay could have easily brought them back after the credits but he is dick wasn’t involved so he didn’t.
Transformers 3: Dark Side of The Moon is great fun! Go see it! If you can see it in 3D, even better.
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