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Machines at the Temple of Heaven park scan visitors’ faces before dispensing a fixed length strip of toilet paper.

The reason for the machine  was humorous. Older local ladies stole the Temple of Heaven’s toilet paper.  

Anyway, people think something stinks about this

This device should wipe out toilet paper theft.

How much toilet paper does the facial recognition toilet paper dispenser give you?

The facial recognition toilet paper dispenser gives you (24 to 27.5 inches) then you must wait 9 minute for more. The toilet paper dispenser has your face map to prevent cheating.

Diarrhea At The Park

What about diarrhea?
BBC asked a reporter to flush out what happens.  They said that staff on the ground,”will directly provide the toilet paper.” That word, “directly” concerns me.  

The automatic paper dispensers are set up considering male and female height difference in every toilet within the Temple of Heaven park. [Photo: Beijing Evening News and The Beijing News]

Facial Recognition Toilet Paper Dispensers Will Boost Tourist Trade ‘The Paper Trail’

Toilet paper here is cheap, $0.05 – $0.06 per foot. So, you smuggle bring in an extra suitcase filled with toilet paper. You can then hang outside the bathroom and sell a little somethin somethin. You will clean up.
Done! You paid for part of your vacation. (If you make a profit you can charge the trip to your business and take it off of your taxes.)

Certain Chinese people who steal it.


Man arrested after attack on homeless person ‘decoy’ LAS VEGAS (AP) —

“A man accused of attacking a mannequin that Las Vegas police positioned to resemble a homeless person following two slayings remained jailed Friday. The report says Schindler, 30, approached the “decoy,” looked around for traffic and struck it with a 4-pound engineer’s hammer he had in a bag. Surveillance video captured the incident.”

Odd News Comments

My favorite comment:
I wouldn’t even treat my blow-up doll like that…
People can’t let it go. Some how, some way  Trump is brought into the comments. It doesn’t matter if it is sad, serious or funny, they make Trump related comment.
 See trump was right about Mexicans.
Best of the best:
Hitting people with a hammer ain’t funny, unless your Bugs Bunny then it’s funny.
Hope the D.A. can nail him in court.
Do you know what time it is ? It’s HAMMER time ! ; )