“SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE’S WEEKEND UPDATE WITH SETH MEYERS AND CECILY STRONG” JANUARY 18, 2014
WEEKEND UPDATE CO-ANCHOR SETH MEYERS – New Jersey Governor Chris Christie this week gave the State of the State address and called for the school day and school year in the state to be lengthened. Said Christie “You come after me, I come after your kids.”
MEYERS – President Obama on Friday proposed a series of overhauls to government surveillance programs that change the way the NSA collects “phone-date.” For example, they’d like to change back to collecting it secretly.
WEEKEND UPDATE CO-ANCHOR CECILY STRONG – Cybersecurity experts are saying that the Healthcare.gov website has a large number of flaws that make the data on it vulnerable to hackers. Hey hackers, if you can figure that website out, it’s all yours.
STRONG – A Southwest Airlines flight this week that had no mechanical problems mistakenly landed at the wrong airport in Missouri. Though it there really a right airport in Missouri?
STRONG – The Chuck E. Cheese restaurant chain was sold this week for nearly 1 billion dollars. And now he insists on being called Charles E. Cheese.
STRONG – Police in New Mexico are saying that drug dealers in the area are trying to capitalize on the popularity of Breaking Bad by selling meth that is tinted blue. Said buyers of the product, “You had us at ‘Meth.”
STRONG – A 77 year-old man in Florida allegedly attacked a customer in front of him in line at Walmart who tried to check out with more than 20 items in the express lane. Incidentally, twenty items or less is Florida’s only law.
MEYERS – A New York man who was arrested for secretly recording himself having sex with three women, claims that the encounters were accidentally recorded by his doggie cam. Even more shocking, this is his doggie cam.
MEYERS – Police in London say that a thief tried to steal the urn containing Sigmund Freud’s ashes. He is being charged with robbery in the second penis. I mean degree!
MEYERS – A man in Mexico was arrested for drunk driving after police pulled him over and the man’s pet parrot repeatedly said “He’s drunk.” Mexico: where they take the parrot’s word for it.
STRONG – A man in Ireland was hospitalized after he fell off his mountain bike and his penis became erect for five weeks. So I know what my boyfriend’s getting for Valentine’s Day…
STRONG – A woman in Ohio, who had lost her dog, got him back after she posted fliers offering a case of beer and a pack of cigarettes as a reward. And that was incentive needed in the little town of Dirtbag, Ohio.
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I noticed the cartoons tradition, Archon (I do believe I typed which proper), within Collinsville Illinois (close to E Louis) is fairly good also.
I like the actual images.
Sweet website!
Doctor Who
Awesome along with happy to listen to relating to your adventure. Appears like you possessed fun at
Doctor Who Jewelry
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Doctor Who Jewelry
Significantly really nice compared to entire collection …
My favourite area of the article? Correct from the beginning LMAO, certainly not noticed that just before.
Losille
Cool site in fact! Delighted to see that up-to-date!
My partner and i seen your anime meeting, Archon (I believe My partner and i wrote which right), within Collinsville Celui-ci (near St Louis) is fairly excellent as well.
Of course I might to become next to you……. Precisely how awesome do you find it to satisfy the someone who is fun and also in to Comic’s ???
Great career. Looks very good thus far….can’t wait to see a lot more images.
I will go at some point thus.I noticed every person and also the cast regarding true blood vessels.
Doctor Who Jewelry
Awesome website in fact! Pleased to determine this current!
this specific screen could be within ComicCon’s smallest area yet still read more walking the dog
Of course I might to become next to you……. Just how awesome would it be to meet a someone that’s enjoyable and directly into Comic’s ???
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this kind of screen might be inside ComicCon’s littlest room whilst still being acquire more sightseeing
Naturally I would being next to you……. Exactly how wonderful might it be to fulfill a new a person that is enjoyable and directly into Comic’s ???
although you may overlook the spectacular con floorboards such a excellent show to wait.
My Bespoken
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Possibly from Monster Minus…
Tumblebug
I enjoy them
Obviously I would to be next to you……. Exactly how amazing might it be to meet any someone who is entertaining along with into Comic’s ???
If only I could visit a witty con to fulfill you and also some other awesome folks there!! I am a dork and also nerd and also ComicCon can be such as paradise to me!
Probably with Monster Con…
Tumblebug
Very cool along with pleased to know about your experience. Sounds like you’d enjoyable at
Doctor Who Jewelry
The best section of the write-up? Appropriate in the beginning LMAO, not noticed that before.
Losille
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A number of the journeys as well as weirdness is simply priceless!
Doctor Who Jewelry
Very good work. Seems great to date….are unable to wait around to see more pics.
I like these people
I love all of them
Many of the activities as well as weirdness is merely precious!
Doctor Who Jewelry
Possibly at Dragon Minus…
Tumblebug